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Is the Fall over?

NO, No not that fall, I am talking about the season! Yes the leaves have started to change, and many trees are bare. I looked out the window and what did I see? not popcorn but snow. yes i saw snow flakes this morning. It was crazy. So here we are again with another podcast. So this time i really didn't know what to talk about. i just winged it. who knows if you will like it or not. So here it is

PODCAST Podcast podcast

Happy Halloween!

Love Keaton

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Hello Again, Hello

Welcome to all you new comers and to all you... old comers? Welcome friends and Family. This is the official Keaton Jolley Blog. For those of you that don't know, I don't just blog but I podcast too. We have hit a record, 10 podcasts, as I just put the finishing touches on number 10. Now many of you might ask... "but on youtube they only go back to number 4". that is true. See, back when I started podcasting they weren't always video, it was just me talking with random pictures, kind of like a radio show. So podcasts 1-3 can only be found here on my blog. (just scroll down and click on older posts... i think you have to do it twice). If you are just joining us and have never watched a Keaton Jolley Podcast, you are in for a treat. I try my best to entertain, but basically for me it is just a fun way to relax and talk about nothingness... So here it is the podcast you have all been waiting for. I must warn you now this one is pretty lame.

THE TENTH

Also, on another note if you feel the need for Keaton Jolley to talk about something on his next podcast, please let him know and he might take it into consideration :-)

Love Keaton

New Podcast

New Podcast Here

Love Keaton

Gone but not Forgotten

Dear Blog,

I am on vacation right now, sorry I have neglected you this month. I promise that I will update you sometime soon. Don't worry I haven't forgotten you. For all you viewers/readers here are some funny videos that I found. Enjoy :-) Stay tuned for a new podcast soon... maybe...

Journey

Daydream

Love Keaton

Rediscovered Happiness

So this week rediscovered one of my all time favorite youtube videos. Now I know in an earlier post I was mad at youtube for blocking my podcasts, but they do have some good videos, and they did let the most recent podcast in. Then through surfing youtube I found the video again, it used to be on my bookmark bar and I would watch it everyday. It is also one of the only youtube videos that is over 10 minutes. I absolutely love the video. It is full of happiness, joy and romance. It is basically what every little boy could ever hope for. The smiles, the laughter, the music, help turn this short film into a masterpiece. I hope you all enjoy it as much as I do. If you have seen it, watch it again. Make it a part of your life.

here it is VALIDATION

Love,

Keaton

National Milk Chocolate Day!

What a Great day!

I just wanted to wish everyone a Happy "Milk Chocolate Day"! I just love days like this. So treat yourself to some of the world's finer chocolate. I know I will!!!

MILK Chocolate DaY

Love Keaton

T-shirts, Movies, and a Robbery

Have you ever had a bad day and needed a good laugh? Have you ever had a good day and wanted to make it even better? Have you ever been really bored and needed something to do? Welcome to thejolleyman blog. I am your host Keaton Jolley and I am here to help. The link below will lead to a quick podcast of me, talking about everyday things (movies, t-shirts, and basically me just laughing at myself). For me these podcasts are so much more than just a podcast, it is a way to get out of the norm and have a good time laughing. I watch them when I am feeling up, or down, or just having a normal day. For those of you who enjoy laughing, crying, or just need a break from life click below.

BELOW

YOUTUBE VIDEO

Love Keaton

I think you have IDS

So I was just searching around the internet and I found this video clip. It made me kind of scared because I am pretty sure that I have the disease. Does anyone know where I can get treated for this inconvenience?

If you don't believe in Denmark, Gravity, or animals then you just might suffer from I.D.S. (Irrational Disbelief Syndrome)

yes, it is true you all have it...

just look for yourself Here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Love Keaton

New Video Site!!!

Well after all the problems with Youtube and music rights, I think I have finally found a video site that will accept me for who I am, and will accept my podcasts. It is called Viddler... so here is the most recent podcast that I did, but this time with the original music that youtube wouldn't let me put on.

Here is the new link!

Goodness gracious!

Hopefully the intro is a little bit better this time :)

Enjoy!

Love Keaton

Goodness Gracious Great Balls of Fire!

WOW!!! It is my 7th podcast!!! I can't believe it! Yaozzaaas! This one won, one wan on one wandering.... hmmm... it different from other podcasts... and a lil' bit shorter than the others... not by much though... I just enjoy making them. Oh and please feel free to follow my blog, or become a subscriber to my youtube channel. :) I'll try to make them more fun, but it is getting frustrating with Youtube blocking my every move...

Here is the link

Goodness Gracious Great Balls of Fire!

(say that in an irish accent)

Love Keaton

BIrthday Bash!!!

So it was my birthday yesterday!!!  And I decided that I wanted to document everything, I will now run you through the day's events... The night before, (or should I say morning of) I was uplate studying for an organic chemistry quiz... so here it is July 8th in a nutshell

12:30 am. I decided to watch the move "A More Perfect Union", at the time I figured it was a good idea because I had a test on it in less than 24 hours.

1:30 am. Found out that "A More Perfect Union" is way too long to be watching that early in the morning, so I decided to fast forward through the slow parts.

2:03 am. Finally finish the movie, brush my teeth and try to get some sl

eep.

4:56 am. Wake up from a crazy dream of all my hair falling out while fighting grizzly bears.

7:15 am. Hit snooze on the alarm.

7:25 am. Hit snooze on the alarm again

7:35 am. Realize that it is too late to eat a good breakfast before class, quickly jumped into the shower and got ready for the day.

7:50 am. Realize that I have the possibility of being late to my

Organic Chemistry class, run down to the car garage and jump the fence to try to get to class on time. Sprint up the hill, with my backpack on, only to get winded half way up. Stop, catch my

 breath, make a base camp and decide to finish hiking the hill tomorrow.

 (ok I made everything up from sprint. Did you really think I would sprint?)

7:56 am. Got to class on time before 8:00 realizing that I could have slept in another 5 minutes.

8:58 am. Have a 2 minute break where I decided to go to the vending machine to get the breakfast of champions!!!

10:00 am. Finish Organic Chemistry and walk to the neighboring building for my 2 hour American Lecture.

11:55 am. Wake up from american heritage lecture

12:07 pm. Finally get out of the Subway line, and go have lunch with my cousin Rachel!

12:45 pm. Go to an organic chemistry review for the quiz that I have.

2:00 pm. Take the quiz

2:48 pm. Finish the quiz and rush to lab to get started on my experiments

3:00 pm. to 4:30 pm ish. Boil some thing to get them to react, add different chemicals only to clumsily spill my reaction, spilling all of the product down my work station, and have it evaporate quickly. Try to salvage anything that I can end up just skipping the last 5 steps to purify the product and run it through the computer for testing. Some how it worked and I got great results. Who knew you could skip all the steps and do so well :) (My lab partner in the background)

4:50 pm. Finish cleaning up my station and rush to the cougar eat to get something to eat.

5:03 pm. Dinner of champions?

5:25 pm. Rush to the library to finish some last minute reading and cramming for my American heritage test.

5:56 pm. Realize that 22 years ago at this time I was born.

6:17 pm. Talk the long walk to the testing center and begin the test.

8:45 pm. Finally finish the crazy test only to walk out to find my score posted on this thing...

8:46 pm. Walk home to do some more studying.

9:58 pm. Realize that I am sick of studying all day, it is my birthday! I mean come on!!

10:12 pm. Treat myself to a sonic drink, actually convincing the workers to come out and sing me happy birthday

between then and like 11:30 pm. I did little random things to celebrate my birthday

12:00 Midnight. realize that I have 2 quizzes in the morning that need to be studied for and end up just getting ready for bed.

Happy Birthday Keaton!

So yeah that was my birthday!!!!!!! Then today Derrick, a good friend of mine and old mission companion (twice actually), ended up taking me to the Brazilian resturant Tucanos. It was also the celebration that we have been home from our missions for a whole year!!! It was great food and I think I'll be full for a week straight!

  

                             

2:58 pm July 9th- Write this article, realizing that I have been home for a year. Look back on life and realize that I have been surrounded and blessed by good friends and family. Thanks everyone :)

Love Keaton

THE Sixth super amazing podcast

After all the fuss and complications here it is....

First of all I would like to thank everyone who watches these, there have been more views than I expected. I am trying different ideas, and trying to find a style that I like so that they can be the most enjoyable for all of you. Please let me know what you think... if I never hear from you then I don't know what to change and I guess I will just keep making them the same way(though that isn't a bad thing).

I decided to throw in a picture for you all of my niece, Kate. My brother was in Vernal with his wife and their kids. She is my first niece and she is so cute!... now back to the podcasting.

Hope you like this one and I had fun making it just as I did with all the others. And now to end with some random words that come to my mind; May, September, Christmas, night, sleep, shirt, hat, possum, potato, tomato, shoe laces, elephants, door knob, ironing board, books, honey, car, sea shell... yeah that is pretty much it. If you can find what they all have in common and let me know that would be awesome. 

Oh and one last thing, I guess I made this podcast a little long... like 13 minutes. Apparently you can only upload videos to youtube that are under 10 minutes, so this one is in two parts. I will try to keep them shorter, sorry for the inconvenience 

Here are the links...

 - - - PODCAST #6 Part 1- - - - 

- - - -Podcast #6 PART 2- - - -

Oh and don't forget to guess the song in the podcast!

Love Keaton

Hmmm... Past, Keaton's corner and more...

Well... I really don't know what to say to describe this podcast. This one just needed to happen I guess... it was due time for something to brighten up everyone's life. Once again I try my best to keep the viewers entertained, I know I sure was... just click the link to watch......  L-I-N-K

Love Keaton

Can't Touch This

This is the new and improved Keaton Jolley podcasting page. So as you know the videos took way to long to put on blogger.com and then they just stopped me from putting them on all together. So now I have begun putting them on Youtube here it is ... keaton is amazing. They will get better over time.

Let me know what you think, 

 

Sincerely,

Keaton Jolley

don't forget about the podcast that i posted in the last post

New and improved?

So as I was DRIVING TO VERNAL for the weekend, I debated for a long time how I could jump back into the podcasting world. I really enjoy doing the podcasts but this time I tried to step it up a notch... maybe too soon. I might just go back to the old way of doing things. Anywhoo... it made me laugh a lot so hopefully everyone will like it, and if not I got some good laughs :) 

You best be enjoying it because it is pure awesomeness!!!

--Master Keaton

....... ok so for the past 4 days I have been trying to put up the new video podcast, but... blogger.com changed how much video you can upload to one post. it is now only 100 MB and my videos run from 200-250... so i guess i will have to find another way. no worries they can't stop the podcasting mastermind (aka me). i will find a way

Love Keaton

Finally! here it is the podcast that you all have been waiting for... well I liked it... just click HERE

hope you enjoy, 

KEATON

Food, Favorites, and Inspirational thoughts

Wow so the audience wants another podcast! I am glad people actually listen to them. I figured that it would be a GOOD IDEA to do another one. Hopefully people don't think that I am weird or some sort of FREAK.  Hopefully you like the pictures that I put with the podcast. I love podcasting!!!

 

Best wishes and just remember "tis the season to be Jolley".

Love Master Keaton

Super Randomness

So Wow! this week I decided to do a normal post and not a podcast. Well truth be told I am home in Vernal and the internet is a little bit slower than normal... so it would have taken forever to do a podcast. Don't worry this post is going to be about as funny as this. So that means that it is going to be super duper amazing!!!

So... to start things off this Wednesday I finally get the brace off of my middle finger. For those that don't know, forgot, or just don't want to remember, about a month ago I fractured my finger playing football with some friends. I have been wearing a brace ever since... So that has made for some good times and some bad ones, I mean it is my middle finger.

 In a little way I am going to miss all laughs it brings, but I can't wait to bend my knuckles again. So just know that typing this is a big pain in the you know what.

Next, finals are over. finally. It was a fun/stressful week for everyone. Spring term starts on Monday. what a break... it will be good to get back into real life and laugh again.

And Last, I am just going to start typing random words and phrases that come to my mind and hopefully you can understand what I am talking about. here we go.... car, jet ski, brown, money, basketball, leprechauns, porcupine pie, purple people eater, Star Wars, Elephants in the candy jar, the vent behind the toaster, Chuck just pulled your hamstring, bagels, and watermelon jack-o-lantern ... yeah that is pretty much it. have a great week!!!

Love, Master Keaton (I didn't even know this existed)

Surprise NBA Playoff podcast!

Wow!!! I just surprised everyone with this podcast! normally it is only one podcast a week but seeing that the NBA playoffs are heating up I did a special podcast. One of my friends encouraged me to do it and I agreed. So this isn't like your normal funny business podcast, I just talk about the NBA Playoffs and my opinions. So it is like a "Basketballcast" or an "nbacast". There aren't funny noises or funny pictures, but just listen and enjoy hearing my voice. Oh and at the end of the podcast I put together a sweet clip show. 

Have a great day!!! 

Love Mr. Jolley Himself 

Animals, Adjectives, and Inanimate Objects

Wow! This weeks podcast is so much better than last weeks (well it took less time to make and now there are some cool pictures that keep you entertained as you listen). Hopefully you like it because I sure did! I laughed so much as I was making it. Oh and it only took one recording so just BEAR with me.

The First One

So I wanted to spice my blog up with something new... so I did a podcast! Well it turns out that it is really hard to do a podcast and put it on your blog, for now anyways, so put it with pictures of myself and stuff and had to make it a video. It is really boring at first but don't worry they will get better. Just listen through it, and you will love it! Yaozzaa

Things to Come?

Wow... my first post. I never thought this day would come. I finally talked myself into starting a blog, and I am going to do some experimenting with it all. It might be kind of slow at first because of finals and such. Be patient with me as I learn the ropes because there is going to be some major surprises to come. It will almost be as good as this. So hang on to your hats and glasses folks You are in for a ride!!